WTF?! Probably NSFW!

Jun 17
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Jun 15
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deleteyourself: Does anyone have any good experiences at the Manhattan Center for Vaginal Surgery they’d like to share? I’m thinking about refreshing the look of my labia but am unsure where to go. (This site is Safe For Work…EXCEPT the before and after section. GOOD FUCKING GOD, floppy beef alert!)

deleteyourself:

Does anyone have any good experiences at the Manhattan Center for Vaginal Surgery they’d like to share? I’m thinking about refreshing the look of my labia but am unsure where to go.

(This site is Safe For Work…EXCEPT the before and after section. GOOD FUCKING GOD, floppy beef alert!)

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deleteyourself: I was going to get a Rachel Ray tattoo but then I found out this chick got it first.

deleteyourself:

I was going to get a Rachel Ray tattoo but then I found out this chick got it first.
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deleteyourself
deleteyourself
May 30
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 ”And I always use a condom because of all the dirt and dust inside (the exhaust pipe).”
 ”And I always use a condom because of all the dirt and dust inside (the exhaust pipe).”
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LIES
LIES
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eBay feedback - “If you were in prison, I’d protect you in the shower.”
eBay feedback - “If you were in prison, I’d protect you in the shower.”
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Is that kosher?
Is that kosher?
May 29
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DEDICATION
DEDICATION
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She couldn’t satisfy her husband, she won’t satisfy America.
She couldn’t satisfy her husband, she won’t satisfy America.
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Breastfeeding an 8-year old!
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Things really are bigger in Texas.
Things really are bigger in Texas.
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THE WHO-SAYS-YOU-CANT-TURN-A-HO-INTO-A-HOUSEWIFE-CAKE-TOPPER
THE WHO-SAYS-YOU-CANT-TURN-A-HO-INTO-A-HOUSEWIFE-CAKE-TOPPER